1. Women insist on wearing high-heels...to bed.
2. Men insist on bringing their video cameras...to bed.
3. The sweet dance of intimacy has been replaced by twerking.
4. The easiest way to get lucky is by inviting someone over for a “modeling session”.
5. Women are irresistibly attracted to men that clean their swimming pools or deliver pizza.
6. Personal fulfillment is only a second nose job away.
7. Massage therapy inevitably leads to a license violation.
8. Women dress like transvestites, men dress like 1998.
9. Out: old-fangled “lovemaking”.
10. In: carnival of depravity.
