Uncensored Photo: Mirina Sirtis (Star Trek's "Counselor Deanna Troi")

She was every Trekkie Nerd's fantasy; a porcelain-skinned, raven tressed hottie in tight spandex. And the kicker was that she was a highly sympathetic Counselor. This was the kind of irresistible woman who would say "no" to a date invite with both laudable boundaries and teary-eyed compassion for your heartbreak.

Marina Sirits portrayed "Counselor Deanna Troi" for seven seasons. During enemy attack on their vessel, her  character often made incisive observations such as "Captain, there is a feeling of great danger on the Enterprise" or "Captain, I sense that the Enterprise is being fired upon." That Sirtis was able to pull off such material is a credit to her talent. But, as this picture suggests, she is also a competitive sprinter, making her both sexy and sporty.

Sirtis at the parquet starting line 
(No word on how she placed without shoes. She did, however, stop in the kitchen for a hotdog.) 

Uncensored Photo: Larry King "Below The Belt"

We've always known Larry King from "the desk" up. Beautifully pressed dress shirt, glimmering cuff links, romantic suspenders, and a tie of finest silk. King, despite shameless ass-kissing and wandering interviews that frequently veered towards a ditch, never leveraged his considerable male brioso in bedding gorgeous guests. But with his retirement imminent and Olivia Newton-John nearby, King recently threw caution to the wind. Sowing his wild oats anew, the sultry senior citizen revealed what rapt viewers had always fantasized about. What does Larry King have below the belt?

A pair of jeans with whiskers from T.J. Max.